As much as we Bahraini Bellas bitch about one another, hate on each other, and are just all around mean, we have a lot on common! Whether you are a conservative wall-flower or a flamboyant diva, we are all just looking for true love. Well, ladies, let me help you on your journey to conform in a disfunctional but ultimately wholesome relationship. (Lets be honest, all that relationship advice from Sex & the City just does not apply to us!)

Monday, June 13, 2011

First Date Fails

You got your make up done, hair blow dried, packed your baby LV, and your pumps on, you look like a million dinars, you foxy Arabian diva!

You get to your date, obviously half that make up has melted off from the 30 second walk from the car to the cafe door, and the hair has gone from straight to flat and greasy. No worries, you can still salvage your date.

Okay, you started off with light-hearted suwalif. How was your day? How was class? How was work? How hot is it today, like worse than yesterday? Hehe.. yup... 
Wait for it, wait for iiiit...
BAM!!! Awkward silence.


Gets the best of us, even the sluts who have been around the block 10 times over still experience the awkward silences! But don't fret my pets. Here are some do's and dont's when in comes to conversating for the first time:

Do discuss hobbies. The more interesting you are the less likely he will pretend he has some obscure dinner with his parents or has to feed his dog.

Don't talk about your ex's. Honestly if you do just pick up your shit and leave 'cause game over.

Do bring up your relationship with your friends and family, positive influences in your life.

Don't talk about marriage. Just don't. Really.

Do share things you are interested in: animals, fashion, movies, etc. Seriously highlight good things about yourself.


Don't talk about dramatic things in your life. La tmalileen ilrayal mn awalha.

Do discuss different highschool/university experiences.

Don't get caught up in your memories and isra7 and ramble and go on and on and on and on.........

Do talk about some of the silliest things you've done in the last few years.

Don't talk about ur past mistakes, 7adda buzzkill.

Do get playful and funny.

Don't get acting and dramatic.

Do ask questions about his conversations and indulge yourself in them

Don't cut him off and talk about your similar topic. Its rude. Annoying too.

Do talk astronomy and biology

Don't talk chemistry and geometry

Do discuss music

Don't banter about Kim Kardashian

Overall just be the kind of company you enjoy being around! And, of course, always be yourself because that is the best person you can be. (Seriously don't be all acting and thgeel guys pick up on that stuff and take you for a spin then ditch you, seriously!)


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